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Saturday

Average poo rating: 1.6/5 | Dave

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Parkfield

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Saturday

None

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Log

Average poo rating: 1.6/5 | Dave

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Parkfield

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Log

Fine specimen

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Friday

Average poo rating: 1.5/5 | Dave

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Parkfield

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Friday

Medium link

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Work Poo

Average poo rating: 3.8/5 | Stefan

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Birmingham

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Work Poo

Log + Slop in 1

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Uk Fat

Average poo rating: 3/5 | J

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Rayleigh

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Uk Fat

Big

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Thursday

Average poo rating: 1.9/5 | Dave

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Parkfield

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Thursday

None

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Long poop

Average poo rating: 2.8/5 | Kate

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Southwark

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Long poop

The longest most perfect spiral poop I've ever done

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Tuesday

Average poo rating: 1.4/5 | Gazclint

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Parkfield

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Tuesday

None

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Monday

Average poo rating: 3/5 | Dave

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Parkfield

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Monday

None

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We all live in a brown submarine

Average poo rating: 2.7/5 | Barry

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Greenstead, Colchester

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We all live in a brown submarine

Massive poo that took the strength of three men to get out

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Corn-hole

Average poo rating: 3.1/5 | Matt Reynell

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Bishop Auckland

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Corn-hole

A fibrous excrement, one I’m truly proud of. Full bodied, nutty aroma. Consistency resembles yams, mashed. Note the sheer density, with sprinklings of the sunshine vegetable. Enjoy.

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Nice

Average poo rating: 3.4/5 | Matthew hird

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Stockton-on-Tees

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Nice

Rate please

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Liquid dreams

Average poo rating: 3/5 | SqueezyBottle

United Kingdom poop | Europe | City of Westminster

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Liquid dreams

The most liquid of liquids. Slight foam and a whole lot of smell. Slight peek out of the water and smoother than ice cream. This is the greatest poo I have done in a while.

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Tuesday poop

Average poo rating: 1.5/5 | Gazclint

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Parkfield

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Tuesday poop

Two logs

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Monday poo

Average poo rating: 1.9/5 | Gazclint

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Parkfield

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Monday poo

Log

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Shit stain

Average poo rating: 2/5 | Ricky berwick

United Kingdom poop | Europe | St Helens

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Shit stain

Big shit

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Weekend poo

Average poo rating: 1/5 | Gazclint

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Parkfield

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Weekend poo

Two stools

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First of morning

Average poo rating: 1/5 | Gazclint

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Parkfield

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First of morning

Decent log

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My first upload 2026 may 2

Average poo rating: 4.1/5 | Fatdan120a

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Leeds

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My first upload 2026 may 2

Shit infused with peanuts!

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Brown log

Average poo rating: 3.2/5 | Gazclint

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Parkfield

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Brown log

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