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Shit number 2558 | rate my poo Main page

10.05.2026 Go back

We all live in a brown submarine

Average poo rating: 2.2/5 | Barry

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Greenstead, Colchester

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We all live in a brown submarine — poop photo from Greenstead, Colchester, United Kingdom, rated 2.2/5
Massive poo that took the strength of three men to get out
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Panenka:
"We all live in a brown submarine" :D:D:D:D:D lol

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Visual Description

The stool is elongated and sausage-shaped, but it features a very uneven, lumpy surface. It appears somewhat dry and firm rather than smooth, with distinct segments visible along its length.

Bristol Stool Scale Classification

Based on the visual evidence, this corresponds to Type 2 on the Bristol Stool Scale. This type is described as sausage-shaped but lumpy, which often indicates mild constipation because the waste has moved slowly through the colon, allowing more water to be absorbed.

Color and Consistency

The consistency is firm and textured with prominent lumps. The color displays a variation of brown tones, ranging from a standard medium brown in the main body to a lighter, yellowish-tan section at one end.

Warning Signs

There are no obvious visual signs of bright red blood or significant mucus in this image. However, the lumpy texture suggests the stool may have been difficult or straining to pass. If you experience persistent pain or notice very dark, tarry stools, seek medical advice.

Tips for Improved Bowel Health

  • Increase Hydration: Type 2 stools are frequently a sign of dehydration. Aim to drink plenty of water consistently throughout the day to help soften the stool and ease its passage.
  • Boost Dietary Fiber: Gradually increase your intake of fiber-rich foods, such as leafy greens, legumes, and whole grains. Fiber adds bulk to the stool and helps it move more efficiently through the digestive tract.
  • Incorporate Regular Movement: Engaging in regular physical activity, like a daily brisk walk, helps stimulate the natural muscular contractions of the intestines (peristalsis), which promotes regularity.

This analysis does not replace professional medical advice. Always consult a healthcare provider for concerns.

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