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No space in toilet

Average poo rating: 3.5/5 | Poomaster67

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Barnet

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No space in toilet

Soft

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Dog didn’t want it

Average poo rating: 1.7/5 | Poo wee mama

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Wandsworth

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Dog didn’t want it

Dog said no so down the toilet

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Monday

Average poo rating: 1.4/5 | Dave

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Parkfield

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Monday

Ok

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The Question mark

Average poo rating: 0.9/5 | Zajpoop

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Brent

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The Question mark

My Poop is questioning me

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The Irish stew

Average poo rating: 3.1/5 | Rotten shitter

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Witney

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The Irish stew

Undigested pork belly Guinness stew

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None

Average poo rating: 1.2/5 | Dave

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Parkfield

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Ok

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Black Gold

Average poo rating: 1.8/5 | Ron Seal

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Plymouth

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Black Gold

A new twist this morning, black poo with colourful accents

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None

Average poo rating: 1.3/5 | Dave

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Parkfield

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Ok

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Cuban bum cigar

Average poo rating: 3.8/5 | Ray Larkby eat your heart out

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Kings Hill, East Hertfordshire

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Cuban bum cigar

This tried to escape

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None

Average poo rating: 1/5 | Dave

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Parkfield

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Ok

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Thursday

Average poo rating: 1.3/5 | Dave

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Parkfield

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Thursday

Log

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Anal Lava

Average poo rating: 2.6/5 | Ron Seal

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Plymouth

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Anal Lava

Chilli Sauce inspired explosion

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I had a great experience

Average poo rating: 4/5 | Mason the Spicegirl fucker

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Hastings

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I had a great experience

I did this in my own nans toilet and left it unflushed ????

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Shit stain

Average poo rating: 3.9/5 | Berwick

United Kingdom poop | Europe | St Helens

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Shit stain

Had to shit in the skip cus someone was using the toliet

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Nice colour

Average poo rating: 4/5 | Ron Seal

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Plymouth

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Nice colour

Violent and loose, out with one squeeze ?

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Midday Bowel Movement

Average poo rating: 3.2/5 | Ron Seal

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Plymouth

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Midday Bowel Movement

Chemotherapy inspired dump, same time every day

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Not good

Average poo rating: 2.7/5 | Dave

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Parkfield

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Not good

Wednesday

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Wetherspoons curry crap

Average poo rating: 3.1/5 | dirty dorset window cleaner

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Poole

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Wetherspoons curry crap

Crap

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Over a foot this was, I was surprised

Average poo rating: 3.2/5 | King Ludd

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Whetstone

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Over a foot this was, I was surprised

Firm, easy and long

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Corinth

Average poo rating: 4.2/5 | Kostas

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Hackney

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Corinth

HC

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