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Portaloo poo

Average poo rating: 3.5/5 | Portaloo poo

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Newbury

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Portaloo poop

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Snapped telegraph pole

Average poo rating: 4.3/5 | Geordie boy

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Washington

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Snapped telegraph pole

1-oak tree

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Stool sample

Average poo rating: 1.7/5 | Mo

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Warrington

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Stool sample

Stool sample

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Long poo

Average poo rating: 4/5 | Tommy

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Bracknell

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Long poo

Long poo

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Corn nuggets

Average poo rating: 2.4/5 | Jensen

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Southampton

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Corn nuggets

After eating 1kg of Greek yogurt, it flowed out too quick, the corn was from yesterdays dinner

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my poo

Average poo rating: 2.8/5 | Alicia

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Hindley

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my poo

Amazing

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Poop

Average poo rating: 0.5/5 | Explosive diarrhoea

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Sittingbourne

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Poop

Thought it was a fart, but no it was a shart

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Clearing the constipation by the canal

Average poo rating: 3.8/5 | LiamWBA

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Amblecote

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Clearing the constipation by the canal

Got caught out going to pick up some broccoli by the canal, after being constipated for days, felt a stone lighter and like a new man! Nothing like a nature poo.

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The Blue Waters of Dorset

Average poo rating: 1.4/5 | dirty dorset window cleaner

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Gosport

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The Blue Waters of Dorset

A curry moshap

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Orange snapped log

Average poo rating: 2.6/5 | Charlie poooynter

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Derby

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Orange snapped log

Was longer before it snapped disappointed I didn’t get a photo before snapping, very vibrant orange colour

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Hogwarts Sorting Hat

Average poo rating: 4.3/5 | Charles

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Waddington

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Hogwarts Sorting Hat

That was a serious shit, Harry

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Catrot mate

Average poo rating: 2/5 | Poo

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Plymouth

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Catrot mate

Carrot

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Explosive diarrhoea

Average poo rating: 2.5/5 | Isaac m

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Liverpool

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Explosive diarrhoea

Runny poo

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Sorrry

Average poo rating: 3.9/5 | Hi

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Warrington

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Sorrry

It hurt

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Boomerang

Average poo rating: 3.8/5 | OJ

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Unknown

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Boomerang

keeps coming back

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Playing the long game

Average poo rating: 2.9/5 | Nic P

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Plymouth

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Playing the long game

Consistency is key

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Brown and deadly

Average poo rating: 2/5 | Isaac

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Liverpool

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Brown and deadly

Small balls and brown

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Chicken patties

Average poo rating: 2.4/5 | Cdawg__26

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Nottingham

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Chicken patties

It was a burner.

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Small but hard

Average poo rating: 1.5/5 | Isaac

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Liverpool

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Small but hard

Small poop

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Holy shit

Average poo rating: 4.3/5 | Ben F

United Kingdom poop | Europe | The Cedars Estate, Three Rivers

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Holy shit

Building site artwork

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