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Clearing the constipation by the canal

Average poo rating: 3.1/5 | LiamWBA

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Amblecote

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Clearing the constipation by the canal

Got caught out going to pick up some broccoli by the canal, after being constipated for days, felt a stone lighter and like a new man! Nothing like a nature poo.

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The Blue Waters of Dorset

Average poo rating: 1.3/5 | dirty dorset window cleaner

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Gosport

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The Blue Waters of Dorset

A curry moshap

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Orange snapped log

Average poo rating: 2.9/5 | Charlie poooynter

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Derby

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Orange snapped log

Was longer before it snapped disappointed I didn’t get a photo before snapping, very vibrant orange colour

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Hogwarts Sorting Hat

Average poo rating: 4.2/5 | Charles

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Waddington

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Hogwarts Sorting Hat

That was a serious shit, Harry

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Catrot mate

Average poo rating: 2.3/5 | Poo

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Plymouth

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Catrot mate

Carrot

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Explosive diarrhoea

Average poo rating: 2.5/5 | Isaac m

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Liverpool

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Explosive diarrhoea

Runny poo

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Sorrry

Average poo rating: 4.4/5 | Hi

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Warrington

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Sorrry

It hurt

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Boomerang

Average poo rating: 3.3/5 | OJ

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Unknown

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Boomerang

keeps coming back

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Playing the long game

Average poo rating: 2.4/5 | Nic P

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Plymouth

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Playing the long game

Consistency is key

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Brown and deadly

Average poo rating: 2/5 | Isaac

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Liverpool

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Brown and deadly

Small balls and brown

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Chicken patties

Average poo rating: 1.8/5 | Cdawg__26

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Nottingham

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Chicken patties

It was a burner.

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Small but hard

Average poo rating: 1.5/5 | Isaac

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Liverpool

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Small but hard

Small poop

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Holy shit

Average poo rating: 4.4/5 | Ben F

United Kingdom poop | Europe | The Cedars Estate, Three Rivers

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Holy shit

Building site artwork

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Turkey tummy

Average poo rating: 3/5 | Nic p

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Unknown

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Turkey tummy

Turkey tummy

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No Breaker

Average poo rating: 3.1/5 | Big Dog D

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Northampton

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No Breaker

No breaker and no wipe

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7 day constipation in one enormous log

Average poo rating: 3.6/5 | Charlie B

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Waddington

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7 day constipation in one enormous log

25 mins to birth the girth

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Pub shit

Average poo rating: 3.7/5 | Shit stain the bench

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Sittingbourne

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Pub shit

Found this dinosaur while trying to fix a car

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Yazoo

Average poo rating: 3.6/5 | Jarred Moore-Swindells

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Unknown

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Yazoo

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

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Thick

Average poo rating: 2.7/5 | Risk

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Glasgow

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Thick

Long, thick, meaty

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The Black Manhattan Project

Average poo rating: 3/5 | Dave

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Rochester

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The Black Manhattan Project

Thick as a flask and all you can see is the tail end of it. Felt 2kg lighter. My boss said hes gonna bring a scale in so we can start weighing ourselves before and after ??

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