🏆 Best Rated Poop Photos — Top 40 of All Time

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1. Average rating: 4.8/5

Cursive poop

Average poo rating: 4.8/5 | Westcoastvegetarian

United States poop | North America | Seattle

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Cursive poop

Basically a cast of my descending colon. Was very nearly a clean wipe too. This was the 2nd poop of the day. The one right before it was long enough that one end was hidden in the drain and the other was on *dry land*.

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2. Average rating: 4.8/5

Perfect emoticon shit

Average poo rating: 4.8/5 | Perfect emoticon shit

Netherlands poop | Europe | Amsterdam

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Perfect emoticon shit

Perfect emoticon shit

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3. Average rating: 4.7/5

Fulko de Lorche

Average poo rating: 4.7/5 | Pierre

Poland poop | Europe | Wroclaw

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Fulko de Lorche

Rim destructor

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4. Average rating: 4.7/5

Another one of my girlfriend's poops.

Average poo rating: 4.7/5 | Pplhz

Mexico poop | North America | Unknown

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Another one of my girlfriend's poops.

Huge and with a very strong smell.

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5. Average rating: 4.7/5

Snapped telegraph pole

Average poo rating: 4.7/5 | Geordie boy

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Washington

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Snapped telegraph pole

1-oak tree

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6. Average rating: 4.7/5

Wall

Average poo rating: 4.7/5 | Shanaya

Germany poop | Europe | Zell

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Wall

Had to poop while jogging.

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7. Average rating: 4.7/5

Big Poo

Average poo rating: 4.7/5 | Omlette

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Unknown

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Big Poo

14 inches in davlav

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8. Average rating: 4.6/5

My girlfriend's nighttime poop

Average poo rating: 4.6/5 | Pplhz

Mexico poop | North America | Unknown

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My girlfriend's nighttime poop

Abundant and with a very strong smell

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9. Average rating: 4.6/5

Anaconda

Average poo rating: 4.6/5 | Mike

Germany poop | Europe | Rostock

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Anaconda

Nice One

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10. Average rating: 4.6/5

TIMBER

Average poo rating: 4.6/5 | logdropper

United States of America poop | North America | Anaheim

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TIMBER

a true masterclass in log droppin

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11. Average rating: 4.6/5

The hydra

Average poo rating: 4.6/5 | Sabot

United States of America poop | North America | Cleveland

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The hydra

Just kept coming…

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12. Average rating: 4.6/5

Flower Power

Average poo rating: 4.6/5 | Custodio

Spain poop | Europe | Unknown

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Flower Power

My anus hurts

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13. Average rating: 4.6/5

The riddler

Average poo rating: 4.6/5 | Andy

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Horsham

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The riddler

Touching cloth on this one. Proud of it.

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14. Average rating: 4.6/5

Almost Made It

Average poo rating: 4.6/5 | Mr. Didn't Make It

United States of America poop | North America | Medford

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Almost Made It

Had to endure having to take a shit on the way home for like 20 minutes and almost made it but didn't sit fast enough

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15. Average rating: 4.6/5

Snake

Average poo rating: 4.6/5 | Sneezy92862

United States of America poop | North America | Village of Alexandria Bay

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Snake

I seem to be shitting huge loads as of late

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16. Average rating: 4.6/5

Beached

Average poo rating: 4.6/5 | Steven

United States of America poop | North America | Round Rock

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Beached

No breaks all shit

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17. Average rating: 4.6/5

Smooth and creamy

Average poo rating: 4.6/5 | Sneezy92862

United States of America poop | North America | Alexandria Bay

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Smooth and creamy

Chinese dinner remnants

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18. Average rating: 4.6/5

Wtf is wrong with me?

Average poo rating: 4.6/5 | Nikki

United States of America poop | North America | Unknown

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Wtf is wrong with me?

Hard bloody excessive

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19. Average rating: 4.6/5

Mount Everest

Average poo rating: 4.6/5 | German Slut

Germany poop | Europe | Unknown

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Mount Everest

the biggest mountain in the toilet

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20. Average rating: 4.6/5

Trump dump

Average poo rating: 4.6/5 | Don

United States of America poop | North America | Seattle

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Trump dump

Bigly

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21. Average rating: 4.6/5

Arguably the biggest of my life

Average poo rating: 4.6/5 | Tood

Serbia poop | Europe | Unknown

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Arguably the biggest of my life

Fell out clean in 10 seconds with no resistance, I'm mighty proud of it

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22. Average rating: 4.6/5

Battering Ram

Average poo rating: 4.6/5 | Crowbar Excalibur

Slovenia poop | Europe | Maribor

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Battering Ram

Independent Entity

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23. Average rating: 4.6/5

Long Schlong

Average poo rating: 4.6/5 | Ath

Germany poop | Europe | Hamburg

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Long Schlong

Big Schlong with sprinkles

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24. Average rating: 4.6/5

Folded poo

Average poo rating: 4.6/5 | Mario

United States of America poop | North America | Chicago

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Folded poo

How did it fold like that?

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25. Average rating: 4.6/5

Very messy

Average poo rating: 4.6/5 | Eclipse the orca

United States poop | North America | Unknown

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Very messy

Missed the toilet heh

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26. Average rating: 4.5/5

A lil snakey snaaaake.

Average poo rating: 4.5/5 | banana

United States of America poop | North America | Unknown

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A lil snakey snaaaake.

A long boi that I felt particularly proud of and had to document.

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27. Average rating: 4.5/5

It’s a Bo…..a log!!!

Average poo rating: 4.5/5 | DDiggler

United States of America poop | North America | Standish

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It’s a Bo…..a log!!!

18+ inch log

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28. Average rating: 4.5/5

I'm just a 115lb girl... Wtf?!

Average poo rating: 4.5/5 | Tinkerbutt

United States of America poop | North America | Chestnut Hill

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I'm just a 115lb girl... Wtf?!

Ridiculously large and long

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29. Average rating: 4.5/5

Long One

Average poo rating: 4.5/5 | Jayden

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Unknown

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Long One

Long

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30. Average rating: 4.5/5

King Cobra

Average poo rating: 4.5/5 | Unknown

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Unknown

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King Cobra

Smooth as a Snake

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31. Average rating: 4.5/5

?

Average poo rating: 4.5/5 | Barboa

Portugal poop | Europe | Lisbon

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?

Just another poo...

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32. Average rating: 4.5/5

At the Beach

Average poo rating: 4.5/5 | Selina

Latvia poop | Europe | Melnsils

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At the Beach

Had to poop at the Beach with a stunning View

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33. Average rating: 4.5/5

maximusmoreira@gmail.com

Average poo rating: 4.5/5 | maximusmoreira

Luxembourg poop | Europe | Luxembourg

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Big and long almost 8 minutes producing this marvel!

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34. Average rating: 4.5/5

Sorrry

Average poo rating: 4.5/5 | Hi

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Warrington

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Sorrry

It hurt

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35. Average rating: 4.5/5

Abandoned toilet, missed it

Average poo rating: 4.5/5 | Ellie97

Germany poop | Europe | Freimann, München

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Abandoned toilet, missed it

Hat to use an abandoned toilet and missed it accidantly

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36. Average rating: 4.5/5

Balls knocker

Average poo rating: 4.5/5 | Franck the tank

Canada poop | North America | Unknown

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Balls knocker

Longest poo ever ( at least 20 inches )

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37. Average rating: 4.5/5

The road

Average poo rating: 4.5/5 | Max

Mexico poop | North America | Los Mochis

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The road

Keeping the form

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38. Average rating: 4.5/5

THE TORPEDO

Average poo rating: 4.5/5 | Gae

Italy poop | Europe | Barletta

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THE TORPEDO

Big torpedo in wc

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39. Average rating: 4.5/5

Hoy mi novia tapó el baño

Average poo rating: 4.5/5 | Pplhz

Mexico poop | North America | Puebla City

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Hoy mi novia tapó el baño

Hoy me tocó destapar el baño

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40. Average rating: 4.5/5

the snake

Average poo rating: 4.5/5 | shitmarked asshole

Nicaragua poop | North America | Esteli

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the snake

havent took a shit for hours

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