🏆 Best Rated Poop Photos — Top 40 of All Time

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1. Average rating: 5.0/5

Girth master

Average poo rating: 5/5 | Belly

United Kingdom poop | Europe | West Ella

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Girth master

A hard poo very suffice

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2. Average rating: 5.0/5

J

Average poo rating: 5/5 | Starpoop

The Netherlands poop | Europe | Heerde

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J

Signature type shit

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3. Average rating: 4.9/5

Bucket in the office

Average poo rating: 4.9/5 | Sandra

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Unknown

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Bucket in the office

Bathroom was occupied

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4. Average rating: 4.9/5

Snaky corn

Average poo rating: 4.9/5 | Jazzy_J

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Reading

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Snaky corn

Mmmm….corn!!

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5. Average rating: 4.7/5

My friend Antony's turd

Average poo rating: 4.7/5 | Peshy

Italy poop | Europe | Milan

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My friend Antony's turd

Antony's longest turd ever

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6. Average rating: 4.7/5

Hershit Kiss

Average poo rating: 4.7/5 | Oniyasha

United States of America poop | North America | Bremerton

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Hershit Kiss

Found outside by the homeless shelter. Immaculate Hershey kiss inspiration.

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7. Average rating: 4.7/5

A good one

Average poo rating: 4.7/5 | Brian R.

United States poop | North America | St Louis

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A good one

Nice and firm

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8. Average rating: 4.6/5

I did not expect this ?

Average poo rating: 4.6/5 | Cornbread

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Debden Green

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I did not expect this ?

I still had a bit more after!

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9. Average rating: 4.6/5

MiddleEastern Poo

Average poo rating: 4.6/5 | Madeline

Romania poop | Europe | Bucharest

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MiddleEastern Poo

Office

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10. Average rating: 4.6/5

Poop big

Average poo rating: 4.6/5 | Shadow The Hedgehog

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Newton Abbot

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Poop big

Poop big

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11. Average rating: 4.6/5

Perfect emoticon shit

Average poo rating: 4.6/5 | Perfect emoticon shit

Netherlands poop | Europe | Amsterdam

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Perfect emoticon shit

Perfect emoticon shit

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12. Average rating: 4.6/5

My girlfriend's poop is so much that it sticks out of the water.

Average poo rating: 4.6/5 | Pplhz

Mexico poop | North America | Puebla City

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My girlfriend's poop is so much that it sticks out of the water.

Abundant and very intense smell

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13. Average rating: 4.6/5

Battering Ram

Average poo rating: 4.6/5 | Crowbar Excalibur

Slovenia poop | Europe | Maribor

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Battering Ram

Independent Entity

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14. Average rating: 4.5/5

The snake

Average poo rating: 4.5/5 | Fudge_Trout

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Northampton

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The snake

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15. Average rating: 4.5/5

Mr. Hankey (2026)

Average poo rating: 4.5/5 | Parent of Hankey

United States poop | North America | Westbury

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Mr. Hankey (2026)

Artist rendition of Mr. Hankey from animated classic, South Park

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16. Average rating: 4.5/5

The hydra

Average poo rating: 4.5/5 | Sabot

United States of America poop | North America | Cleveland

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The hydra

Just kept coming…

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17. Average rating: 4.5/5

Poop emoji

Average poo rating: 4.5/5 | Dacoh1

Chile poop | South America | Santiago

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Poop emoji

Poop shaped like the emoji

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18. Average rating: 4.5/5

Stinker

Average poo rating: 4.5/5 | Brian R.

United States poop | North America | St Louis

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Stinker

A nice log!

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19. Average rating: 4.5/5

Chicken Nuggets

Average poo rating: 4.5/5 | Noneofyourbeeswax

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Harringay

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Chicken Nuggets

NUGGETS

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20. Average rating: 4.5/5

Perfect circle

Average poo rating: 4.5/5 | Oscar

Brazil poop | South America | Manaus

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Perfect circle

"Shelf toilet" in Krakow and huge dinner the previous day!

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21. Average rating: 4.5/5

Domino's Pizza Rolling Pin

Average poo rating: 4.5/5 | TURDGigantus

United States poop | North America | Unknown

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Domino's Pizza Rolling Pin

What drunk dominos order looks like

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22. Average rating: 4.5/5

I'm just a 115lb girl... Wtf?!

Average poo rating: 4.5/5 | Tinkerbutt

United States of America poop | North America | Chestnut Hill

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I'm just a 115lb girl... Wtf?!

Ridiculously large and long

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23. Average rating: 4.5/5

Good One

Average poo rating: 4.5/5 | Pooman

United States of America poop | North America | Surprise

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Good One

Long One

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24. Average rating: 4.5/5

Anaconda

Average poo rating: 4.5/5 | Turdy

Canada poop | North America | Vancouver

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Anaconda

Huge snake

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25. Average rating: 4.5/5

?

Average poo rating: 4.5/5 | Barboa

Portugal poop | Europe | Lisbon

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?

Just another poo...

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26. Average rating: 4.5/5

THE TORPEDO

Average poo rating: 4.5/5 | Gae

Italy poop | Europe | Barletta

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THE TORPEDO

Big torpedo in wc

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27. Average rating: 4.5/5

Poop big

Average poo rating: 4.5/5 | Shadow The Hedgehog

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Newton Abbot

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Poop big

Poop

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28. Average rating: 4.5/5

Wide boy

Average poo rating: 4.5/5 | 9Watermelon9

United States poop | North America | Queens

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Wide boy

Not the longest, but it could barely come out

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29. Average rating: 4.5/5

Masterpiece entitled 'High Protein Release physically and esoterically to the realm of the BluLoo Azure'

Average poo rating: 4.5/5 | PapiPoopstachio

Australia poop | Oceania | Sydney

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Masterpiece entitled 'High Protein Release physically and esoterically to the realm of the BluLoo Azure'

Reprints available on demand

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30. Average rating: 4.5/5

2 hours and this is what I made

Average poo rating: 4.5/5 | Paul B.

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Westhampnett, Chichester

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2 hours and this is what I made

Was proper constipated, on the toilet for nearly 2 hours and had to wrestle this out of my arse using my fingers

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31. Average rating: 4.5/5

Split decision

Average poo rating: 4.5/5 | Corey

United States poop | North America | Fort Lauderdale

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Split decision

Half went into the bowl and half went out through my ass crack

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32. Average rating: 4.4/5

Smooth and creamy

Average poo rating: 4.4/5 | Sneezy92862

United States of America poop | North America | Alexandria Bay

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Smooth and creamy

Chinese dinner remnants

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33. Average rating: 4.4/5

No longer feeling full

Average poo rating: 4.4/5 | Turdy

Canada poop | North America | Vancouver

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No longer feeling full

Felt great coming out

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34. Average rating: 4.4/5

Thursday Load

Average poo rating: 4.4/5 | Christina

The Netherlands poop | Europe | Naaldwijk

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Thursday Load

Work Poo

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35. Average rating: 4.4/5

Balls knocker

Average poo rating: 4.4/5 | Franck the tank

Canada poop | North America | Unknown

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Balls knocker

Longest poo ever ( at least 20 inches )

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36. Average rating: 4.4/5

Anaconda

Average poo rating: 4.4/5 | 2 Days before the hospital

United States poop | North America | Philadelphia

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Anaconda

I took this 3 foot long unbroken shit and two days later spent a day and a half in the hospital with colitis.

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37. Average rating: 4.4/5

Another one of my girlfriend's poops.

Average poo rating: 4.4/5 | Pplhz

Mexico poop | North America | Unknown

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Another one of my girlfriend's poops.

Huge and with a very strong smell.

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38. Average rating: 4.4/5

Coming up for air

Average poo rating: 4.4/5 | logger

United States of America poop | North America | Rosemead

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Coming up for air

perfect plop

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39. Average rating: 4.4/5

Another Indian water moccasin

Average poo rating: 4.4/5 | BigBrownlog504

United States of America poop | North America | Mandeville

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Another Indian water moccasin

The intestine stabbed right there

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40. Average rating: 4.4/5

Airport disaster

Average poo rating: 4.4/5 | EZK

United States poop | North America | Chicago

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Airport disaster

Meaty

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