🏆 Best Rated Poop Photos — Top 40 of All Time

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1. Average rating: 4.7/5

Perfect emoticon shit

Average poo rating: 4.7/5 | Perfect emoticon shit

Netherlands poop | Europe | Amsterdam

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Perfect emoticon shit

Perfect emoticon shit

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2. Average rating: 4.6/5

Wide boy

Average poo rating: 4.6/5 | 9Watermelon9

United States poop | North America | Queens

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Wide boy

Not the longest, but it could barely come out

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3. Average rating: 4.6/5

3ft turd snake

Average poo rating: 4.6/5 | Turd Burgler

United Arab Emirates poop | Asia | رأس الخور, دبي

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3ft turd snake

Midwestern Poo

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4. Average rating: 4.6/5

At the Beach

Average poo rating: 4.6/5 | Selina

Latvia poop | Europe | Melnsils

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At the Beach

Had to poop at the Beach with a stunning View

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5. Average rating: 4.6/5

Masterpiece entitled 'High Protein Release physically and esoterically to the realm of the BluLoo Azure'

Average poo rating: 4.6/5 | PapiPoopstachio

Australia poop | Oceania | Sydney

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Masterpiece entitled 'High Protein Release physically and esoterically to the realm of the BluLoo Azure'

Reprints available on demand

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6. Average rating: 4.6/5

TIMBER

Average poo rating: 4.6/5 | logdropper

United States of America poop | North America | Anaheim

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TIMBER

a true masterclass in log droppin

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7. Average rating: 4.6/5

Soft serve

Average poo rating: 4.6/5 | shaynathan-brace

United States poop | North America | Nashville

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Soft serve

Slow morning with a long lunch. once I let this one slide out. I think it's gonna take some maintenance to flush this one with the rest of my self respect.

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8. Average rating: 4.6/5

It’s a Bo…..a log!!!

Average poo rating: 4.6/5 | DDiggler

United States of America poop | North America | Standish

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It’s a Bo…..a log!!!

18+ inch log

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9. Average rating: 4.6/5

Poop

Average poo rating: 4.6/5 | Ertew

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Plymouth

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Poop

Qerty

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10. Average rating: 4.5/5

Big Poo

Average poo rating: 4.5/5 | Omlette

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Unknown

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Big Poo

14 inches in davlav

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11. Average rating: 4.5/5

my greek turd

Average poo rating: 4.5/5 | greek buttlad

Greece poop | Europe | Athens

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my greek turd

Midnight turds

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12. Average rating: 4.5/5

The hydra

Average poo rating: 4.5/5 | Sabot

United States of America poop | North America | Cleveland

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The hydra

Just kept coming…

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13. Average rating: 4.5/5

Trump dump

Average poo rating: 4.5/5 | Don

United States of America poop | North America | Seattle

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Trump dump

Bigly

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14. Average rating: 4.5/5

?

Average poo rating: 4.5/5 | Barboa

Portugal poop | Europe | Lisbon

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Just another poo...

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15. Average rating: 4.5/5

King Cobra

Average poo rating: 4.5/5 | Unknown

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Unknown

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King Cobra

Smooth as a Snake

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16. Average rating: 4.5/5

Long One

Average poo rating: 4.5/5 | Jayden

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Unknown

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Long One

Long

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17. Average rating: 4.5/5

My girlfriend's nighttime poop

Average poo rating: 4.5/5 | Pplhz

Mexico poop | North America | Unknown

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My girlfriend's nighttime poop

Abundant and with a very strong smell

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18. Average rating: 4.5/5

Snapped telegraph pole

Average poo rating: 4.5/5 | Geordie boy

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Washington

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Snapped telegraph pole

1-oak tree

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19. Average rating: 4.5/5

I'm just a 115lb girl... Wtf?!

Average poo rating: 4.5/5 | Tinkerbutt

United States of America poop | North America | Chestnut Hill

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I'm just a 115lb girl... Wtf?!

Ridiculously large and long

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20. Average rating: 4.5/5

Another one of my girlfriend's poops.

Average poo rating: 4.5/5 | Pplhz

Mexico poop | North America | Unknown

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Another one of my girlfriend's poops.

Huge and with a very strong smell.

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21. Average rating: 4.5/5

Battering Ram

Average poo rating: 4.5/5 | Crowbar Excalibur

Slovenia poop | Europe | Maribor

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Battering Ram

Independent Entity

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22. Average rating: 4.5/5

Mount Everest

Average poo rating: 4.5/5 | German Slut

Germany poop | Europe | Unknown

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Mount Everest

the biggest mountain in the toilet

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23. Average rating: 4.5/5

My girlfriend in her office after taking a poop

Average poo rating: 4.5/5 | Pplhz

Mexico poop | North America | Unknown

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My girlfriend in her office after taking a poop

A lot and a really smelly one

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24. Average rating: 4.5/5

Balls knocker

Average poo rating: 4.5/5 | Franck the tank

Canada poop | North America | Unknown

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Balls knocker

Longest poo ever ( at least 20 inches )

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25. Average rating: 4.5/5

The riddler

Average poo rating: 4.5/5 | Andy

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Horsham

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The riddler

Touching cloth on this one. Proud of it.

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26. Average rating: 4.5/5

THE TORPEDO

Average poo rating: 4.5/5 | Gae

Italy poop | Europe | Barletta

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THE TORPEDO

Big torpedo in wc

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27. Average rating: 4.5/5

Hoy mi novia tapó el baño

Average poo rating: 4.5/5 | Pplhz

Mexico poop | North America | Puebla City

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Hoy mi novia tapó el baño

Hoy me tocó destapar el baño

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28. Average rating: 4.5/5

the snake

Average poo rating: 4.5/5 | shitmarked asshole

Nicaragua poop | North America | Esteli

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the snake

havent took a shit for hours

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29. Average rating: 4.5/5

A lil snakey snaaaake.

Average poo rating: 4.5/5 | banana

United States of America poop | North America | Unknown

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A lil snakey snaaaake.

A long boi that I felt particularly proud of and had to document.

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30. Average rating: 4.5/5

eh

Average poo rating: 4.5/5 | carolina

United States of America poop | North America | Little Rock

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eh

took this in a hotel, lol

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31. Average rating: 4.5/5

Smooth and creamy

Average poo rating: 4.5/5 | Sneezy92862

United States of America poop | North America | Alexandria Bay

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Smooth and creamy

Chinese dinner remnants

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32. Average rating: 4.5/5

Hard turd

Average poo rating: 4.5/5 | poolover76

The Netherlands poop | Europe | Lisse

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Hard turd

This was a hard turd. What do you think of it?

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33. Average rating: 4.5/5

maximusmoreira@gmail.com

Average poo rating: 4.5/5 | maximusmoreira

Luxembourg poop | Europe | Luxembourg

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Big and long almost 8 minutes producing this marvel!

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34. Average rating: 4.5/5

merda immortale

Average poo rating: 4.5/5 | KING

Italy poop | Europe | Arcella, Padova

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merda immortale

in schools bathroom

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35. Average rating: 4.5/5

Good One

Average poo rating: 4.5/5 | Pooman

United States of America poop | North America | Surprise

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Good One

Long One

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36. Average rating: 4.5/5

Anaconda

Average poo rating: 4.5/5 | 2 Days before the hospital

United States poop | North America | Philadelphia

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Anaconda

I took this 3 foot long unbroken shit and two days later spent a day and a half in the hospital with colitis.

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37. Average rating: 4.5/5

The road

Average poo rating: 4.5/5 | Max

Mexico poop | North America | Los Mochis

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The road

Keeping the form

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38. Average rating: 4.5/5

5 Dollar Foot Long

Average poo rating: 4.5/5 | AntoineDodson

United States of America poop | North America | Tulare

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5 Dollar Foot Long

Minimal piss. No toilet paper. Doesn't get any better than that.

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39. Average rating: 4.5/5

Flower Power

Average poo rating: 4.5/5 | Custodio

Spain poop | Europe | Unknown

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Flower Power

My anus hurts

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40. Average rating: 4.5/5

1st Poo Post Colonoscopy

Average poo rating: 4.5/5 | PooMaster

United States of America poop | North America | Unknown

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1st Poo Post Colonoscopy

After about 5 days post clean out I finally let er rip

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