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Turkey tummy

Average poo rating: 3.1/5 | Nic p

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Unknown

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Turkey tummy

Turkey tummy

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No Breaker

Average poo rating: 3.1/5 | Big Dog D

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Northampton

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No Breaker

No breaker and no wipe

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7 day constipation in one enormous log

Average poo rating: 3.6/5 | Charlie B

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Waddington

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7 day constipation in one enormous log

25 mins to birth the girth

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Pub shit

Average poo rating: 3.9/5 | Shit stain the bench

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Sittingbourne

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Pub shit

Found this dinosaur while trying to fix a car

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Yazoo

Average poo rating: 3.6/5 | Jarred Moore-Swindells

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Unknown

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Yazoo

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

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Thick

Average poo rating: 3/5 | Risk

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Glasgow

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Thick

Long, thick, meaty

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The Black Manhattan Project

Average poo rating: 3/5 | Dave

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Rochester

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The Black Manhattan Project

Thick as a flask and all you can see is the tail end of it. Felt 2kg lighter. My boss said hes gonna bring a scale in so we can start weighing ourselves before and after ??

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Grass poop

Average poo rating: 2.5/5 | Grass poop

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Tonbridge

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Grass poop

Grass poop my friend stepped in

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King Kongs Finger

Average poo rating: 3.6/5 | Paul Briant

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Brighton

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King Kongs Finger

King Kongs finger

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I can’t come in today poo

Average poo rating: 5/5 | Andypoo

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Lambeth

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I can’t come in today poo

The wtf have I just eaten over the weekend ooo

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180 ?

Average poo rating: 3/5 | Big Jase fae the mill

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Glasgow

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180 ?

3 for the price of one

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The U bend

Average poo rating: 3.8/5 | The grim shitter

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Motherwell

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The U bend

Smooth surface,about 6 inches

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Blue poo for you

Average poo rating: 3.9/5 | Barry white

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Sheffield

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Blue poo for you

If you can guess what I eat for it

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6 year olds poo

Average poo rating: 3.8/5 | Poo

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Caldwell, Nuneaton and Bedworth

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6 year olds poo

Large poo

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Two parter

Average poo rating: 4.2/5 | Phil McCracken

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Bridge of Allan

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Two parter

This was a long push. Thankfully it broke in two, otherwise I’d have been standing up!

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Snaaaaake

Average poo rating: 2.8/5 | Nathan

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Fulham

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Snaaaaake

A very long push

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Mush Mountain

Average poo rating: 3.8/5 | Toadpoos

United Kingdom poop | Europe | London

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Mush Mountain

Bigboi solid snake finished with a mushmountain

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20 minutes

Average poo rating: 0.8/5 | Jabo

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Brent

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20 minutes

Long weekend end

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Hotdog poooo

Average poo rating: 3.5/5 | Poopboii

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Northwich

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Hotdog poooo

Long and enjoyable

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Magnificent

Average poo rating: 2.6/5 | Poo master

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Maidenhead

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Magnificent

Really enjoyable poo

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