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Perfect poo?

Average poo rating: 1.8/5 | Rock metal

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Plymouth

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Perfect poo?

Effortless poo

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Mega Y

Average poo rating: 2.2/5 | Tay

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Leighton Buzzard

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Mega Y

Y

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Small but epic

Average poo rating: 0.8/5 | Joshy g

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Luton

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Small but epic

Small but epic

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Football poo

Average poo rating: 2.6/5 | Adam gruffalo robinson

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Lambeth

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Football poo

Runny like my love for rangers

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Tight

Average poo rating: 3.4/5 | Jabo

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Grimsby

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Tight

Hard one to get out

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Postman Cow Pat

Average poo rating: 3.1/5 | Harry Plopper

United Kingdom poop | Europe | City of London

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Postman Cow Pat

Not sure what happened here but I honestly thought it was the end.

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King Kong finger

Average poo rating: 3.4/5 | Cane

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Manchester

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King Kong finger

The results of a full English breakfast and a curry

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Long asf

Average poo rating: 2.3/5 | Bobby

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Slough

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Long asf

Loooong

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little poop with pee

Average poo rating: 1/5 | poolordal

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Hove

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little poop with pee

little poop with pee

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Monstrousity

Average poo rating: 3.1/5 | Alf

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Elstree and Borehamwood, Hertsmere

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Monstrousity

Slight kernal of corn on soith eastern side very moist to come out. Slight kick with hints of oregano- tastes like shit some could say.

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An uncomfortable amount of straining required

Average poo rating: 2.3/5 | Codeine Carl Bradshaw

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Hunts Cross, Liverpool

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An uncomfortable amount of straining required

Three days of constipation

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One-eyed Christmas Sleigh

Average poo rating: 4.1/5 | Yours Sincerely, in pain

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Southminster

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One-eyed Christmas Sleigh

This absolute monster was a quadruple flush. Its stubborn tip was poking out the water mocking me, watching my futile attempt to flush.

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David and goliath

Average poo rating: 3.3/5 | Pooly

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Selby

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David and goliath

Smooth and straight

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Beast

Average poo rating: 1.8/5 | The poomiester

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Farnborough

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Beast

The rat in the hat

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Was dying for a poo

Average poo rating: 2.2/5 | Wayner

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Billesley, Birmingham

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Was dying for a poo

Was surprised what I passed from my recum

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Big log

Average poo rating: 1.8/5 | Wayner 28

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Billesley, Birmingham

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Big log

What a beauty of a crap

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My 8 year olds

Average poo rating: 3.9/5 | Dennis

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Lewisham

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My 8 year olds

My son wanted my to upload his poo onto this site. He was proud. Please give him a good raring :)

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Shi

Average poo rating: 3.9/5 | Dih

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Norwich

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Shi

Won’t flush

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Diaoreah when I came back from work

Average poo rating: 1.7/5 | Blake.Beasley

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Redditch

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Diaoreah when I came back from work

Diaoreah

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The riddler

Average poo rating: 4.4/5 | Andy

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Horsham

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The riddler

Touching cloth on this one. Proud of it.

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