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Porta Poo

Average poo rating: 4.3/5 | Anonymous

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Milton Keynes

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Porta Poo

Out at a festival and gave birth to this, hurt but was almost one piece

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Mega Skid

Average poo rating: 3.3/5 | GigaShitter

United Kingdom poop | Europe | London

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Mega Skid

More skids than 10 car pile up

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Spanish Sausage

Average poo rating: 4.1/5 | DrSigmaShitter420

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Blackheath

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Spanish Sausage

*THIS IS NOT MINE* This anaconda of a turd appeared to me at Barcelona Airport a few days ago. According to the measure app on my phone, this was approximately 20cm long and miraculously came out in once piece. However, it then appears that a secondary…

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Big Birtha

Average poo rating: 3.7/5 | Job

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Manchester

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Big Birtha

Big Birtha

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Curling quaver

Average poo rating: 1.8/5 | Curling quaver

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Croydon

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Curling quaver

All connected aside from the left nugget

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Not the biggest but the smoothest

Average poo rating: 2.7/5 | Rich

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Exeter

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Not the biggest but the smoothest

Not the biggest but smooth

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Large

Average poo rating: 3.1/5 | Bb

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Leeds

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Large

Big

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2 year olds toe curler

Average poo rating: 3.9/5 | Daz

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Unknown

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2 year olds toe curler

2 year old curled this one out, bet he felt 3 stone lighter

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Sloppy shit

Average poo rating: 2.7/5 | Micheal Robert’s

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Unknown

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Sloppy shit

Sloppy ploppy

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Van life festival poo

Average poo rating: 3.8/5 | Sarah Jones

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Unknown

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Van life festival poo

Pooing in a bag for van life this was after a festival

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Painkiller poo

Average poo rating: 2.5/5 | Mr. Wisdom Teeth

United Kingdom poop | Europe | London

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Painkiller poo

3+ day overdue poo from all the painkillers after having 3 wisdom teeth removed. I'm maybe 135lbs, so this was really large for me. So much effort to push out the initial golf ball. What ensued was a huge poo that I'm still recovering from.

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Gym poo

Average poo rating: 3.4/5 | Gym poo

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Bathgate

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Gym poo

Gym poo

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Mega shit

Average poo rating: 4.3/5 | Bob dylan

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Tottenham

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Mega shit

Massive turd

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Curly Whurly

Average poo rating: 3.5/5 | Rick

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Birmingham

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Curly Whurly

Possible world record

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Chicken drumstick

Average poo rating: 3.1/5 | Chicken lady

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Unknown

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Chicken drumstick

???

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At the van

Average poo rating: 1.7/5 | Angi

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Manchester

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At the van

Chemical toilet capture

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Big poo before dinner

Average poo rating: 2.1/5 | EH

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Unknown

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Big poo before dinner

average poo

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The peeker

Average poo rating: 3.5/5 | Ryan

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Burton-on-Trent

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The peeker

Big girthy fella poking it's head out to say hello

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Too much seaweed

Average poo rating: 2.6/5 | Ryan

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Burton-on-Trent

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Too much seaweed

The green goblin I produced after eating too many crispy seaweed thins

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Girthy poop

Average poo rating: 3.4/5 | Joseph

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Newcastle upon Tyne

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Girthy poop

Done this just before I left work I think it’s something to be proud of

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