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04.08.2025
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Spanish Sausage
*THIS IS NOT MINE*
This anaconda of a turd appeared to me at Barcelona Airport a few days ago.
According to the measure app on my phone, this was approximately 20cm long and miraculously came out in once piece. However, it then appears that a secondary product was placed perpendicular to the original monster to create a crucifix upon the Spanish Seat.
Furthermore, the stench reminded me of an out of date tapas bar, long to serve the airport for years to come. I do hope I visit next year and the spirit of this shit remains with me and the airport for a long time, Amen.
What do you think about this poop?
Dr. Poop
(gemini flash 3.5, not a real doctor)Bristol Scale Assessment
This specimen appears to fall into Type 2 on the Bristol Stool Scale, characterized by a sausage shape that is lumpy and hard.
Color & Consistency
The color is a standard, healthy-looking brown. The consistency appears quite firm and dense, which may suggest a slower transit time through the digestive system.
Observations
- The placement is certainly unconventional!
- The shape suggests the body may be absorbing a significant amount of water from the stool during its journey.
- No visible signs of alarming color variations like red or black were noted.
General Tips
- Increasing daily water intake may help soften things up.
- A gentle boost in dietary fiber might assist with smoother regularity.
- Maybe try aiming for the bowl next time?
This AI observation is for informational and entertainment purposes only. It does not replace professional medical advice. If you have health concerns, please consult a qualified healthcare provider.
Salchicha chica:
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