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Broken log

Average poo rating: 3.8/5 | DJJF93

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Abergavenny

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Snapped

Had to squeeze hard

Average poo rating: 3/5 | Pooper

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Acton

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Just a poop

Snake in my loo

Average poo rating: 4/5 | Mr hanky poo

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Unknown

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How that came out

Poop

Average poo rating: 1.6/5 | Anonymous

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Peterborough

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Poop

Managed to flush this one

Average poo rating: 4/5 | Billy

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Ross on Wye

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Can't believe it came out of me

Beast Poo

Average poo rating: 3.1/5 | Adam Jones

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Windsor

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Monster

Should I go to the doctors?

Average poo rating: 2.1/5 | Well?

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Unknown

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Green and runny

Breaching brettie

Average poo rating: 2.6/5 | Squared off

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Croydon

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Felt like giving birth

Wall Crawler

Average poo rating: 2.8/5 | Griff

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Romford

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I felt a bit full up. Now I'm ready to eat

My Number 2

Average poo rating: 2/5 | Kane

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Gillingham

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Numbers can be like poetry

Tremore

Average poo rating: 2.2/5 | Matthew

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Essex

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It hurt

The angry python

Average poo rating: 3.8/5 | Matthew craig

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Essex

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The python

Just in time

Average poo rating: 2.2/5 | Mr redbull

United Kingdom poop | Europe | London

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Just the usual mess.... only just made it today.

The long hard

Average poo rating: 4.3/5 | Pooper

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Dunfermline

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Couldn’t walk after

The Krepe

Average poo rating: 3.3/5 | Prodawg

United Kingdom poop | Europe | New York

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It just wouldn't stop

Quite the spread

Average poo rating: 2.7/5 | RyDog

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Enfield

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How I left the work toilet

Pumba plonk

Average poo rating: 2.5/5 | Pumbaroo

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Enfield

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Cheeky

Grinch’s finger

Average poo rating: 3.8/5 | Robert

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Harlesden

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Heavy weekend comes to a head on the Monday, I randomly started feeling festive and merry untill I felt a gut wrenching Jingle , I made my way to the portaloo and to my surprise the first wipe was green. I finished my business to find out I’d been…