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W in the chat

Average poo rating: 4/5 | Shitty ass lisha

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Dundee

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W in the chat

Mate I had to bend upside down for it to come out

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A snake bit my ass

Average poo rating: 3.7/5 | Shitty ass casey

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Birmingham

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A snake bit my ass

It blocked the toilet

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Riddle me this riddle me that

Average poo rating: 1.7/5 | The riddler

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Crewe

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Riddle me this riddle me that

Came out as a ? So riddler poo

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Disgusting

Average poo rating: 3.6/5 | Boyfriend sent me this

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Unknown

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Disgusting

Started iron tablets and its turning black

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Topside trouble

Average poo rating: 3.6/5 | Adam rose

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Bermondsey

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Topside trouble

Not mine own brew but someone topsided the work toilet

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Not the best but felt like I was pissing out my arse.

Average poo rating: 3.8/5 | Robbie

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Hull

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Not the best but felt like I was pissing out my arse.

Real wet an vicious with the ideal amount of side spray.

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Empty This Morning

Average poo rating: 3.4/5 | BPizz

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Unknown

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Empty This Morning

I feel very light after this. Woooooow. I’m a feather.

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The Brain

Average poo rating: 2.8/5 | Kris Gebbie

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Unknown

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The Brain

If somebody launched a brain against a wall

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Biggus Loggus

Average poo rating: 4.2/5 | Log Master

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Eltham

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Biggus Loggus

Giant poo

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Banana

Average poo rating: 3/5 | Ian

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Stoke-on-Trent

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Banana

Splat

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Afternoon poo

Average poo rating: 2.3/5 | Wayne

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Edinburgh

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Afternoon poo

Was desperate to have a poo

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long log

Average poo rating: 3/5 | Poononymous

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Unknown

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long log

A long log in a wide toliet

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Pattè

Average poo rating: 2.9/5 | Mrstrangepoo

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Birmingham

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Pattè

Yuk town

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Schokolade

Average poo rating: 2.9/5 | CD

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Bolton

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Schokolade

Dark chocolatey notes with undertones of German beer and sausage

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Birmingham airport

Average poo rating: 4.2/5 | LJ

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Unknown

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Birmingham airport

Whoopsy after a mystery loaf

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Needed that!

Average poo rating: 4.2/5 | Jack

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Harlesden

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Needed that!

Really needed to go!

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Fat

Average poo rating: 3.4/5 | Striver

United Kingdom poop | Europe | New York

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Fat

Fat

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Max’s poo

Average poo rating: 1.8/5 | Max morris

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Unknown

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Max’s poo

Wet

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Bloody great poo

Average poo rating: 1.5/5 | Luke

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Unknown

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Bloody great poo

Standard poo

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U bend blocker

Average poo rating: 4.1/5 | Ring sting94

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Unknown

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U bend blocker

Gorillas arm

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