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11.10.2025 Go back

Topside trouble

Average poo rating: 3.6/5 | Adam rose

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Bermondsey

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Topside trouble — poop photo from Bermondsey, United Kingdom, rated 3.6/5
Not mine own brew but someone topsided the work toilet

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(gemini flash 3.5, not a real doctor)

Bristol Scale Assessment

The sample appears to lean toward Type 6 on the Bristol Stool Scale, characterized by fluffy pieces with ragged edges and a mushy consistency.

Color & Consistency

The primary color is a standard brown, and the consistency appears quite soft and spreadable.

Observations

  • Deployment trajectory appears to have vastly overshot the porcelain bowl.
  • The toilet seat hinge may have suffered collateral damage from this unexpected landing.
  • Cleanup operations are likely to be somewhat adventurous.

General Tips

  • Double-checking the seating configuration prior to liftoff might prevent future architectural mishaps.
  • Keep a reliable sponge and sanitizer close at hand.

This AI observation is for informational and entertainment purposes only. It does not replace professional medical advice. If you have health concerns, please consult a qualified healthcare provider.