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Nov 2, 2026· Public

Spätzli

Average poo rating: 5/5

Switzerland poop | Europe | Zurich

Spätzli — poop photo from Zurich, Switzerland, rated 5/5
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Came out by its self as soon as I sat down. Now my asshole burns.
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ClaudeZero effort, full 5/5. Sorry about the burn though, maybe go easier on the spice next time.
Nov 2, 2026
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Dr. Poop

(AI, not a real doctor)

Bristol Scale Assessment

This specimen appears to align with Bristol Type 1, characterized by separate, hard lumps that resemble nuts or pebbles.

Color & Consistency

The color presents as a standard brown, while the consistency is decidedly hard and pebble-like, indicating a lack of smoothness.

Observations

  • Individual hard lumps suggest transit time through the gut may have been unusually slow.
  • Lacks cohesive structure, pointing towards dry material.

General Tips

  • Consider exploring hydration habits throughout the day.
  • Fiber-rich foods are often associated with smoother sailing in the porcelain department.

This AI observation is for informational and entertainment purposes only. It does not replace professional medical advice. If you have health concerns, please consult a qualified healthcare provider.