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Shit number 3167 | rate my poo Main page

02.08.2026 Go back

Masssssiiiivvvvveeee

Average poo rating: 4.1/5 | John

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Hemel Hempstead

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Masssssiiiivvvvveeee — poop photo from Hemel Hempstead, United Kingdom, rated 4.1/5
Long n hard!!

What do you think about this poop?

Weirdo Tom at the bar:
Cooorrrr you’ve done a job there mate😛😛

Andy:
Did anyone call an ambulance for the poor sod ?

jet:
what a smasher john

Olivia:
I would take that home!

Henry bell:
I would have stuck that in a batch!!

Freddy Denton:
Absolute Crimper

Jessie hills:
What’s your number? I need lessons

Poo Doctor

Dr. Poop

(gemini flash 3.5, not a real doctor)

Bristol Scale Assessment

This specimen appears to be a classic Bristol Type 4. It is long, smooth, and shaped like a sausage or a snake. This is generally considered the ideal form for ease of passage.

Color & Consistency

The primary color is a healthy-looking medium brown, which is typically associated with a balanced diet and normal bile processing. The consistency appears soft and smooth, suggesting good hydration levels.

Observations

  • The length and continuity suggest an efficient transit through the digestive system.
  • The surface texture is remarkably uniform, which typically points toward a lack of straining.
  • The presence of paper is a standard observational artifact and doesn't affect the quality of the specimen itself.

General Tips

  • Maintaining consistent fiber intake and hydration often helps sustain results like this.
  • Regular movement and a balanced diet are key to keeping things in this golden zone.

This AI observation is for informational and entertainment purposes only. It does not replace professional medical advice. If you have health concerns, please consult a qualified healthcare provider.

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