Shit number 3131 | rate my poo Main page
29.07.2026
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Nothing but a bumhole explosion.
Average poo rating: 1.7/5 | dirty dorset window cleaner
United Kingdom poop | Europe | Gosport
I thought my stomach ache would result in a long turd, but no... just a load bang.
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Dr. Poop
(gemini flash 3.5, not a real doctor)Bristol Scale Assessment
Based on the scattered presentation on the bowl, this appears to align with Bristol Type 6. This type is typically described as mushy pieces with ragged, torn edges.
Color & Consistency
The visible portions show a standard brown color. The consistency appears to be soft, which likely contributed to the distribution pattern seen on the porcelain.
Observations
- The dark blue water, likely from a cleaning agent, masks the primary mass, making a detailed inspection of the submerged stool difficult.
- The 'splatter' effect may suggest a faster transit through the digestive system.
General Tips
- Adding more fiber to the diet may help to provide more structure and bulk to the stool.
- Maintaining good hydration is generally beneficial, though consistency changes can be influenced by many lifestyle factors.
This AI observation is for informational and entertainment purposes only. It does not replace professional medical advice. If you have health concerns, please consult a qualified healthcare provider.
