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Call the midwife

Average poo rating: 3.3/5 | dirt dorset window cleaner

United Kingdom poop | Europe | Poole

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Call the midwife — poop photo from Poole, United Kingdom, rated 3.3/5
Another curry, when will I learn. Hurt my thumb trying to shit onto my hand.

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Bristol Scale Assessment

This specimen appears to align with Type 2 on the Bristol Stool Scale. It has a distinct 'lumpy sausage' look, which often suggests the digestive journey was a leisurely one.

Color & Consistency

The palette is a classic medium brown with some lighter, golden-tan highlights. The consistency looks quite firm, holding its shape well against the elements.

Observations

  • The textured exterior may indicate that water was being recycled by the body for a bit longer than usual.
  • It is a substantial find, showing a clear and solid composition.

General Tips

  • Keeping the water bottle handy is typically a good way to help things glide more smoothly.
  • A bit of extra fiber from leafy greens or beans might help this lumpy log transform into a sleek Type 4.

This AI observation is for informational and entertainment purposes only. It does not replace professional medical advice. If you have health concerns, please consult a qualified healthcare provider.