Shit number 2612 | rate my poo Main page
22.05.2026
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Relaxing morning turd
It slid right out me, best expeirience.
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Dr. Poop
(gemini flash 3.5, not a real doctor)Bristol Scale Assessment
The material appears to be a consistent Type 7, indicating a very rapid transit time through the digestive system.
Color & Consistency
The color is primarily brown with some yellowish undertones. The consistency is undeniably liquid, showing very little structure.
Observations
It appears the contents did not reach their intended destination. The environmental impact suggests a sudden and overwhelming release that the porcelain throne was simply not prepared to handle.
General Tips
- Cleaning services may be required immediately.
- Hydration is typically emphasized when dealing with such rapid transit.
- Perhaps a visit to a professional to discuss why the plumbing (biological or mechanical) failed so spectacularly is in order.
This AI observation is for informational and entertainment purposes only. It does not replace professional medical advice. If you have health concerns, please consult a qualified healthcare provider.
Jeffrey Epstein:
HOLF FUCKING SHIT
diddy:
WHAT THE FUC-
Shit Eater:
:-D :-D :-D lol
Poop lord:
Wow best one yet