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17.01.2026
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Shredded waste
Well , I’m not generally a gross fella. But this was the result of pringles , chicken pie , 3 xl coffees and follwed with a double qp meal , at the last bite of my cheeseburger I felt an absolute pile of shit gush into my lower end. I had to choice to to bail out of the dozer and run onto the ground . As I removed my pants with no remaining time I felt what would have been a medium/ soft shit turn into a full on filthy blow out because the gas I created behind it , the smell of a burning truck tire lingered around me as a hot squirt of liquid poo covered my chunks of torn up excriment, I could have used a showed to clean myself up after this . But thankfully McDonald’s hooked it up with napkins
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Dr. Poop
(gemini flash 3.5, not a real doctor)Bristol Scale Assessment
This specimen appears to lean toward Type 6 on the Bristol Stool Scale, characterized by mushy consistency with ragged pieces.
Color & Consistency
The primary color is brown with a soft, somewhat loose consistency that suggests a quicker transit time through the digestive tract.
Observations
- Located outdoors near a work boot on soil
- Texture appears somewhat sticky or glossy
- No unusual coloration detected beyond standard brown
General Tips
- Maintaining a balanced fiber intake may help support firmer consistency
- Staying hydrated is always a good practice for digestive rhythm
This AI observation is for informational and entertainment purposes only. It does not replace professional medical advice. If you have health concerns, please consult a qualified healthcare provider.
poopooguy:
fucking epic